Ever since the Reign of Terror, I've been craving some good old fashioned dramatic public executions. Hell yeah, bring that back! Especially now that I don't have to walk all the way to the guillotine and can just watch it online from the comfort and safety of my own home, with my dick in my hand. Honestly kind of sick of watching things online where no one dies. I need to feel something, damn it!
If you're one of those people with empathy, stop pretending. You obviously only care about the people on your side. If you're one of those people who really have empathy, relax a bit. The light hitting the lens of the camera, travelling through the interent as bits, and eventually turning into pixels drawn on your screen washes away all meaning so at the end of the day, it's just a livestream, bro. Like watching a scene from a movie where the bad guy dies. You don't have to feel bad. If you still feel that way, try watching it 10 more times, that'll fix your disability for sure. Or if you wait a few minutes, you'll probably see a bunch of memes about it which is the best way to stay up-to-date on current events since you can laugh about it and the "too soon" laws don't apply. Humanity is evolving, get with the times or go extinct, preferrably in front of a camera so I can watch.
If history repeats itself, it would be really fun to watch all the kings' turn on the guillotine. Isn't this just a wonderful era we're a part of?